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Personally I’d have assumed it was Andy Warhol. Pretty nice Easter egg, ALF, telling a joke that wouldn’t pay off until 2015! I’m impressed.ĪLF shits himself because that’s Willie, obviously. Does nobody on this show do second takes? Jesus Christ.Įvidently the criminal is some guy who marries old ladies and steals all their money, but something goes wrong with the footage and instead of showing us the guy in question we instead see those pictures of Max Wright that The National Enquirer took this year. That proves that they knew it was out of focus to begin with. We see Fusco hosting the show in Beer-Goggle-Vision, then cut to ALF for a quick line, and when we see the TV again the show is actually in focus.
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Why is the picture so much sharper now? Did they just not bother to focus the camera the first time? My local access high school news show was more professional than this. Sorry it took me a moment to realize who it was. That’s Paul Fusco! ALF’s puppeteer appears on camera for the first time in this show! That’s a pretty significant occurrence. ALF delivers a zippy one liner about televangelists (he’s doesn’t care whose toes he steps on!), and…
This is going to be great!ĪLF switches over to Crime Stoppers just in time to see Anderson Cooper talking about that week’s uncaught criminal. “Wanted: Dead or Alive” begins with the show’s most obnoxious character shoving the show’s most likable and relatable character around just for the sake of it.
So he tells her to fuck off even harder, and she does, because the show is named after him, so she knows it’s pointless to argue.
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He spoiled the movie because he wants to watch Crime Stoppers, but Lynn tells him to fuck off. We hear cow noises or something, and then ALF spoils the ending for Lynn: the guy gets “gang-hoofed” by the cows, which is the rape joke I’m sure you were hoping you’d expose your kids to when you tuned in to watch a puppet show. Any idea what movie this is? Winters has a vast enough filmography that I can’t narrow it down based on that, but I’m sure it’s something I’ve never seen. Apparently it stars Shelley Winters and ends with her singing about corn. I think it’s a real film, but I was unable to figure out the details. I figured it was just Andrea Elson staring dead-eyed because the script didn’t tell her to do anything else, but from the context she is watching something affecting. Judging by her face I assume it’s A Serbian Film. “Wanted: Dead or Alive” opens with ALF walking in on Lynn watching something. I shouldn’t be surprised by this point, and I’m not, but Jesus Christ I wish we could buck the pattern just once. Once again, an enjoyable, funny episode with good ideas is followed by a lump of steaming horse crap. I’d love it if the show just seemed good for long enough for me to become delusional.īut, no. I’d like to get some welcome sense - however false - that the show is finding its footing. Just once, though, I’d like to see them back to back. However many good episode this show produced, that’s fine. Am I really asking for too much? I’m not even demanding more of them. Never, ever can there be two good episodes of this shit in a row.
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